A Paul Manafort Bombshell, Tiffany’s Feel-Good Diamonds & J.K. Rowling’s Reveal | The Daily Show

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  • Published on:  Saturday, January 12, 2019
  • Paul Manafort’s legal team makes a giant mistake, Tiffany & Co. gets transparent about its diamonds, and J.K. Rowling provides a weird addition to the “Harry Potter” canon.

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  • Tucker Bowen

    Tucker Bowen

     1 months ago

    4:12 well if i had to guess, i'd say it's probably because it's easier to focus your magic on it when it's a physical thing in front of you instead of something in your body. i mean, one wrong move and you could end up vaporizing your own pancreas.

  • Samantha Green

    Samantha Green

     4 months ago

    Ok, at this point she's just saying shit that is dumb AND doesn't even make sense in her own canon. The school doesn't have bathrooms. Like at all? The school that has new students who aren't familiar with wizard culture? So the muggleborns show up and get greeted with, "Yay, you a wizard and oh by the way, we shit on the floor here"? And that's not even accounting for the fact that the first years have to learn how to actually DO fucking magic before they can run around vanishing their shit, unless day one before anybody can do anything they get sat down and drill vanishing charms which are probably a little bit more complex than like Wingardium Leviosa (which was hard enough that it took some kids ages to get that right in Harry Potter) "Now children, you can't poop until you master this spell so you also can't eat that delicious feast downstairs until you get it right otherwise we'd have a problem on our hands, or um, should I say floors." Or did other people have to do it for them until they got it? Like was McGonagall just following 1st years around vanishing their shit? Does this mean there weren't toilets in the rest of the wizarding world? Cuz like, if the fancy school doesn't, I doubt Joe Shmoe's cottage does either. And since kids can't do magic, I'm assuming their parents had to vanish their shit for them until they got sent off to school which would just make parenting even harder, like the dealing with our kids bowel movements is supposed to end when you potty train them at like 2 not when they essentially don't get potty trained until 11 when they go to boarding school and get taught how to clean up after themselves. BUT WAIT they aren't allowed magic outside school so I guess that means until you turn 17 you have to ask your mum to vanish your shit for you when you're home for the summer "Yo mum, I'm goin' round to Dan's, I'll be back before midnight, and oh yeah, I shat in the sitting room again." Like fine, indoor plumbing wasn't a thing for anybody so there probably was some other system in place and fine, some adult wizards probably DID do this but the entire fucking school of young kids who don't know how to do magic?!? What. The. Fuck.

  • Alcor Astraea

    Alcor Astraea

     5 months ago

    I think J.K Rowling is a big troll, she probably loves to see people being confused at all this weird and unnecessary info. I believe she is a sadistic

  • Vallejo PNW

    Vallejo PNW

     5 months ago

    Damn! Lol he tore those accents up! 😂

  • Malissa Rivers

    Malissa Rivers

     5 months ago

    It in the room of requirements

  • Bahama Babe

    Bahama Babe

     6 months ago

    I had to instantly replay this one! 😂🤣😂🤣😂👍🏻

  • Bahama Babe

    Bahama Babe

     6 months ago

    PDFs are just as easy to amend as Word documents

  • Quentin Johnson

    Quentin Johnson

     7 months ago +1

    I'm glad i wasn't the only one who thought about those horrible accents.....also.....


  • Vanessa Ives

    Vanessa Ives

     7 months ago

    Why does J.K Rowling keep doing this? I mean she did great for the books. She needs to stop adding shit after the books were already done! Like the Dumbledore being gay thing! I have nothing against him being gay if it actually mattered since the books and I believe the movies were already done for. I was never really interested in his love life , so to me he was just an asexual. The only complaint besides her need to add shit that wasn't in the books is her lack of sensing chemistry btw her characters. Ron and Hermione in her books and than the newest book based on the play, just featured a toxic couple who should have never gotten together. Also about where they did their business, people even back than didn't just do their business in front of people, they at least walked somewhere, dug up a hole and did their business.

  • Pink


     8 months ago

    0:20 What I see in my nightmares.😢

  • astarlette


     8 months ago +1

    Blick is an art company.

  • osmosis453


     8 months ago +1

    I give you the strength of the BLECK panther

  • 00100100 00100100

    00100100 00100100

     8 months ago

    When your jk Rowling and under pressure............................. All of Hogwarts is gay

  • princetlance


     8 months ago +1

    i was watching Black Panther today and I heard Forest Whitaker say Blick Panther, I was cracking up when i remembered this video

  • libratigerpictures


     8 months ago +2

    Blood Diamond is an AWESOME movie!

  • Orange Blossom

    Orange Blossom

     8 months ago

    Ugh! She just turned Hogwarts into Versailles!

  • Gouthum Chiluvuri

    Gouthum Chiluvuri

     8 months ago +1

    The strength of the blick!

  • Glenda Ransom

    Glenda Ransom

     8 months ago

    Surely, the secretary who didn't know how to "protect" the pdf has no job today.

  • ganungg


     8 months ago

    Trevor's writers and 15 comments later and nobody pitched the oh so obvious source of the phrase "...taking a Wiz..." ??? 🤪

  • Josue Corella

    Josue Corella

     8 months ago

    Hahaha the wizard poop