Mary Poppins Returns - Movie Review

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  • Published on:  Thursday, December 20, 2018
  • Mary Poppins does indeed return! But was their 25 year long wait worth our 54 year long wait? Here's my review of MARY POPPINS RETURNS!

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  • Jack Burgar

    Jack Burgar

     14 days ago

    I fapped to Mary Poppins, don't judge me.

  • just a dude with a pencil

    just a dude with a pencil

     1 months ago

    "Milking Mr Banks" is my favorite porno

  • Uncle Duke

    Uncle Duke

     1 months ago +1

    Shill . . . I didn't like it. The music came and went without my notice. Nothing about the movie was memorable.
    I saw the original when it first came out, and I thought it was great. This version was MEH.

  • BigG99


     1 months ago

    Ya the movie failed in its endeavor. As a stand alone it is fun and descent but as a Mary Poppins movie it fails.

  • Spit Dragon

    Spit Dragon

     2 months ago

    Mary Poppins is a Witch
    Burt is a Vampire
    - Rewatch and enjoy thinking how many Souls Mary requires for each feat...

  • TG5455


     2 months ago

    Milking Mr. Banks. LMAO

  • hero Greene

    hero Greene

     2 months ago

    This review took the words out my mouth😂 it's a great movie for this age

  • Gorem


     3 months ago

    Felt the same way about the songs, still here singing of the original, barely even remember one song of the sequel, and we just watched it for the first time tonight.

  • mango ice cream 2

    mango ice cream 2

     3 months ago

    Is Marry Poppins gonna be in MK11.

  • Comic Fan 13

    Comic Fan 13

     3 months ago

    I think it’s an okay movie on its own, but it’s a perfect sequel

  • Roger Lynch

    Roger Lynch

     3 months ago

    Mary Poppins turns back, I have read the book… more than thirty years ago already. Mrs. Travers, the creator of the figure, would be less satisfied with this version of her second Mary Poppins book as she was with the first by Disney in the Sixties. At least you better had read the book first before doing this mediocre critic, sorry to say.

  • Kpearl84


     4 months ago

    I just got around to seeing the movie myself, I felt as though the pace was too fast for me to really enjoy it. I just what every emotional moment they blew through not giving it the time to really sink in. For example when Mary Poppins first walks into the house making eye contact with Jane and Michael who instantly recognize her that almost had me. I do feel the same thing made too much of a spectacle of the movie and the magic of Mary Poppins. If they are planning to make another Mary Poppins movie they need a spoonful of sugar and maybe some supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

  • James Christian Jr: The Rising Phoenix

    James Christian Jr: The Rising Phoenix

     4 months ago


  • TheRackits


     4 months ago

    Dude, you can't compare to the music of the Sherman brothers.

  • Rose NoHo

    Rose NoHo

     5 months ago

    (Semi spoiler?) Saw it because Lin-Manuel Miranda is in it, would watch Lin watch paint dry. I was prepared to dislike the movie, and just begin skipping through it (I got the DVD, it was on sale) to watch Lin's parts, but it was entertaining and enjoyable all the way through. I loved the dancing bits, and I am humming, "Trip a Little Light Fantastic", or whatever that lamp lighter song was, especially after seeing the part where Dick Van Dyke tap dances on the desk to the reprise. Sob. Sniff.
    BTW, love the end of your review.

  • Jay


     5 months ago

    I don't comment on videos, but the outer-space balloon pop sequence left me no option other than to like this video. New subscriber....

  • Ken Thomas

    Ken Thomas

     5 months ago

    The fatality bit at the end.....perfect

  • shine01120


     5 months ago

    An ok movie. Didn't think the animation sequence was as good as the original, and I agree the songs are almost instantly forgetable. I knew Dick Van Dyke was in it, but the highlight for me was seeing Karen Dotrice have a small cameo appearance. Wasn't as emotional as the original, and didn't like Meryl Streep's character at all.

  • Allen Waters

    Allen Waters

     5 months ago

    I thought after about an hour into it it was like a really long though I really like parts of it little kids TV show where we're going to teach a lesson about life and then we're going to take a song about it. Some parts of it came off really fucking cheesy I started getting turned off around the song of Kia judge a book by its cover or whatever it was that song was just like really?!

  • Allen Waters

    Allen Waters

     5 months ago

    Was I the only one that sounded stupid the Mary Poppins didn't even bother to say goodbye to the children and just left at the end