Trump Might Have a Secret Kid and Mark Zuckerberg's Second Day in Congress | The Daily Show

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  • Published on:  Thursday, April 12, 2018
  • A rumor surfaces that President Trump secretly had a child with a Trump Tower housekeeper, and Mark Zuckerberg continues his testimony in Congress following the Cambridge Analytica scandal.Watch full episodes of The Daily Show for free: The Daily Show with Trevor Noah airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.
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  • Dare Jones

    Dare Jones

     a years ago +833

    I died when Trevor said "Papa Donald" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Don Post

    Don Post

     a years ago +197

    Only ONE illegitimate kid? And how many ABORTIONS has he paid for?

  • mahlangu mncedisi

    mahlangu mncedisi

     a years ago +112

    "Tell me i got a crackhead blood momma"

  • Reema Alhussain

    Reema Alhussain

     11 months ago +215

    When he said “it’s me papa Donald”I dieddd😂😂

  • Meron Abate

    Meron Abate

     a years ago +383

    "You I just realized something this is the first time in a year a man has apologize for something and it wasn't sexual harassment...PROGRESS " 😂😂😂😂 Trevor so savage

  • Ritz Kola

    Ritz Kola

     a years ago +1341

    Racists Republicans be like:
    “No! Stormy lied!”
    “No! That other girl lied too!”
    “No! His lawyer is innocent!”
    “Yes! That Black guy’s credit card could’ve easily been mistaken as a gun and therefore those officers did nothing wrong...”

  • R A

    R A

     a years ago +50

    Zuckerberg didn't know the correct answer because the senators' painfully stupid questions damaged his brain and lowered his IQ. Poor him !

  • Barque Obama

    Barque Obama

     a years ago +150

    “I don’t know...” “YOUR THE CEO OF THE COMPANY”

  • Safirlady


     a years ago +216

    Trevor is pure Genuis, lol. Hilario, lol

  • Serenity Joy

    Serenity Joy

     a years ago +216

    My Android phone came with Facebook preloaded and I can't delete it without jailbreaking my phone. I think we need to be down Google's throat demanding the ability to remove it. Please start spreading this.

  • Agustin Goba

    Agustin Goba

     a years ago +232

    I think a big part of Zuckerberg's expressions (or lack thereof) were due to him being dumbfounded at just how ignorant most of the questions were.

  • V Sen

    V Sen

     a years ago +11

    Trump might have a secret kid Mark Zuckerberg.
    That's what I read.
    I need to fill my coffee..

  • shreyash Chaudhari

    shreyash Chaudhari

     a years ago +333

    Facebook let Jesse Eisenberg do the talking.😎

  • Mike Dang

    Mike Dang

     a years ago +409

    "This is the first time in a year we see a man apologizing for something, and it wasn't sexual harassment."

  • 0o I Died In A Time Machine o0

    0o I Died In A Time Machine o0

     a years ago +39

    Zucc is so strange looking and his mannerisms are weird as hell i see what ppl mean when they say hes a robot lmao

  • NJOverclocked


     a years ago +251

    I've gotten ads for stuff I wrote about in WhatsApp. Less than 8 hours later. VERY specific items

  • Sin


     a years ago +63

    papa d0nald? :c

  • spoonerandforker


     a years ago +52

    Trump's lovechild is Steven Miller.

  • albiQ


     a years ago +209

    mark should have just replied, "i do not recall" to all the questions. that reply seems to go over well in washington

  • Snapdragon 9600

    Snapdragon 9600

     3 days ago +1

    Whew! Dodged that bullet. Though my dad is named Donald, and is half scottish☹