Everything Wrong With Star Trek Beyond In 17 Minutes Or Less

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  • Published on:  Tuesday, December 13, 2016
  • Star Trek Beyond, the third entry to this current series, is actually pretty fun, and was a bright spot in a horrible summer of movies. Still not perfect, so here are its sins.

    Thursday: Another space movie.

    Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!

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  • alekesam

    alekesam

     4 days ago

    I actually really liked this one. Of the Abrahmsverse Treks, it's the one closest to the original timeline. I like the first and third one. The second one had nice ideas but the execution missed the mark.

  • Marc Braun

    Marc Braun

     7 days ago +1

    Best Star Trek movie since Star Trek 6!

  • Joel T

    Joel T

     7 days ago

    In the reboots the Enterprise has gotten its butt kicked. Every. Single. Time...

  • Kris Langley

    Kris Langley

     7 days ago

    Still laughing about the line about the green hand, its appearance in the end credits, and the nod to the opening act of the Original Series episode "Who Mourns for Adonais" - with the giant green projected force field hand of Apollo.

  • cmdr lee

    cmdr lee

     21 days ago

    Your abundance of vulger language does not instill a sense of anticipation in your revelation of this movie's shortcomings so when I see it I will enjoy it on it's own merits

  • Alex

    Alex

     a months ago

    Its not that the Federation didn’t have cloaking technology. They just were not allowed to implement it because of a treaty with the Romulans or Klingons... I forget which...

  • MilesEdgeworth129

    MilesEdgeworth129

     a months ago

    I think the part where Bones fixes Spock's injury after landing would've been worth a couple sins off, especially with Spock's delivery of "horse shit!"

  • Richard Lahan

    Richard Lahan

     a months ago

    Pretty much the entire Kelvin timeline was a mistake.

  • DarthLucifer08

    DarthLucifer08

     a months ago

    One sin off for "Is that classical music?"

  • Carmen D-G

    Carmen D-G

     a months ago

    Scotty you f*cking liar

  • Legasov

    Legasov

     a months ago

    He's talking about the odds of landing close and completely ignores the fact 3 of them were let off in capsules very close together very close to the surface, making the odds pretty high of being close together if they just plummeted

  • Vincent Vega

    Vincent Vega

     a months ago

    These holographic cloaking technology wouldn´t work on ships because a holograph doesn´t mask the warp signature aso. so the enemy ships sensors would be able to see the ship no problem. Maybe when you somehow get the shields to deflect the enemys sensors but...damn the ST nerd in me is strong.^^

  • Frank Berst

    Frank Berst

     a months ago

    Okay could we JUST FOR ONCE have a Star Trek movie where the Enterprise DOESN'T somehow get destroyed??? It's becoming a really worn out plot trope with Abrams. Otherwise the next films might as well be titled Star Trek: Into The Alphabet and Star Trek: Beyond Repair

  • Dr. killpatient

    Dr. killpatient

     a months ago

    The guy who plays Spock is gay too, so why isn't Spock gay ????

  • Kieran Nicholls

    Kieran Nicholls

     a months ago

    Actually they wouldn't be able to stand still if the ship wasn't spinning... my biggest gripe with the whole star trek thing is people walking down corridors or standing still while the ship is in a fixed position. No inertial force means no gravity on a spacecraft :)

  • Jakob Cohen

    Jakob Cohen

     a months ago

    HOLY CRAP, LAKMASHI 2 FROM DESTINY IS IN THIS MOVIE!

  • mbntr

    mbntr

     a months ago

    To be an a**hole, federation has cloaking technology, but it doesn’t use it because it could cause a war with the romulans

  • fin screenname

    fin screenname

     a months ago

    When the hull is breached by the hive ships a forcefield would have gone up around it preventing the loss of atmosphere. Been times whole parts of the ship have been missing and nothing but a forcefield between them and space. Another sin off.

  • maxhck04

    maxhck04

     a months ago

    17:24 xDDD

  • TAVOR VICEROY VALDOR

    TAVOR VICEROY VALDOR

     a months ago

    as a treki I son't think that beastie boys song in battle doesn't give out the ominous feeling you are supposed to get, this type of enterprise is a big space highschool with the most popular kids on the bridge or the most senior rank, that movie series doesn't follow the stoic vibe of the original, TNG, DS9, and Voyager. The actor personality's are juvenile and reckless and not showing the hart breaking dramatical scenes that the OG and TNG show,this makes the audience feel the characters pain,anxiety, and self sacrifice. Instead its a big party with a narcissistic captain Kirk, a always clumsy Scotte, also this Spock is like a super hero with super stamina, dead aim, and a different personality all together, I will watch them for a cool CGFX show but as far as the plot or the acting skills of the main characters shows that non of them were ever into star trek and nether was the director, even the script writers took elements of the star trek encyclopedia without watching every episode that is available on netflix, if they don't fall in love with the NCC 1701 A Enterprise of a Constitution class starship yet they redesigned it to look more like a small NCC 1701 Enterprise E a Sovereign with a later version of the warp nacelles from Star Trek 2. Sorry but the only prerequisite of the director and screen play designer, along with the script author ALL MUST BE TREKKIES or it simply doesn't work for true Trekkies like myself that watched every sunday a new TNG episode then DS9, this is how I learned English when I was 10yo, when me and my mom flew to the US for good I knew how to say tee and coffee only, so it took me 4 years to learn on my own, the ESL classes sucked because they didn't have a Polish Speaker only Spanish ESL teachers back in San Diego.