Carson Can’t Keep Up with Rodney Dangerfield’s Non-Stop One-Liners (1974)

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  • Published on:  Monday, March 5, 2018
  • Rodney Dangerfield delivered so many jokes that night, Carson had to break for commercials. Originally aired September 2, 1974 on the Tonight Show.

    02:01 “When I was a kid, my old man didn't help me either. I asked my old man if I can go ice skating on the lake, he told me to wait 'till it gets warmer.”
    07:27 “My wife's a cold person. Her side of the waterbed is frozen.”
    09:07 “Doctors say when a man makes love to a woman, he burns up energy, he loses 150 calories. I made love to a girl once and lost even more. I lost 150 calories, my watch and my wallet.”

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  • Cwick Yo momma

    Cwick Yo momma

     17 hours ago

    Anxeity or coked out of his mind

  • Cwick Yo momma

    Cwick Yo momma

     17 hours ago

    Never realized he has major anxeity issues

  • Clinton Grandy

    Clinton Grandy

     20 hours ago

    Tell me about Dominic!

  • Paul Graham

    Paul Graham

     yesterday

    I loved his comedy as a kid. Shaped my own form of humor

  • TK vallwy

    TK vallwy

     yesterday

    37 times he grabs his tie xD

  • Ronnie Verhagi

    Ronnie Verhagi

     yesterday

    He is not funny

  • Robert Poole

    Robert Poole

     yesterday +2

    The most amazing thing thing about this man is that he almost never repeats the same joke twice

  • James Rawlins

    James Rawlins

     yesterday

    Carson was so much happier with Dangerfield and Don Rickles, who could deliver non-stop and without a script, than he ever was with Bob Hope, who had to have all his jokes written for him

  • Marco Paulo

    Marco Paulo

     yesterday

    My god who is that beautiful blonde dress in green?

  • Willz __

    Willz __

     2 days ago

    Well all in all, fuck talk show, fuck late shows and especially Morning Talk shows, they are all fake but nothing more fake and plastic and hollow then those shitty Morning talk shows.
    Also that gender confused joke is real relevant today lmao.

  • Thomas Prislac

    Thomas Prislac

     2 days ago

    Rodney doing it clean for Carson

  • Jonnythec

    Jonnythec

     2 days ago +3

    Rodney shows how good he really is here. Carson can barely keep up.

  • Douglas Ames

    Douglas Ames

     2 days ago +1

    Back when they made sport coats out of sofas.

  • Personasdf1234

    Personasdf1234

     2 days ago

    Wow comedy is a lot better now

  • Michelle Post

    Michelle Post

     2 days ago

    He was hilarious, always so down on himself. He had a sharp wit, though, to create the lines he did. I had a few of his LPs years ago. His voice sounded like those 1920's type gangsters in old movies.

  • Free Hong Kong

    Free Hong Kong

     3 days ago

    Wow he could still do great today

  • Myke P

    Myke P

     3 days ago

    Cocaaaaaaaaaine cowboy right there

  • JoMcD21

    JoMcD21

     3 days ago

    Zach Hadel must have been inspired by this guy.

  • david urbach

    david urbach

     3 days ago +18

    RIP Rodney and Carson. We need you both more than ever today.

  • Tannoy 615

    Tannoy 615

     4 days ago +3

    Wheres Ed wilson , best sence ever , natural born killers