Chris Rock's Opening Monologue

  • Loading...
  • Published on:  Wednesday, March 23, 2016
  • Host Chris Rock at the 88th Oscars® in 2016.
  • Source:



     (Nov 6, 2017)

    I can not believe he is 52 years oldHe looked 30 years old

  • shinigami senpai

     (3 days ago)

    Black don't crack

  • Sa Mah

     (Mar 9, 2019)

    51!!!!!!! Damn

  • Kofi Ossei

     (Dec 11, 2018)

    ‘Lose another job to Kevin Hart’ ... two years later Kev loses his job as a Oscar host. This aged well

  • Joy Joy

     (Mar 5, 2019)


  • Justin

     (Feb 17, 2019)

    +muya hayes how is that racism? they dig into everyone's past now and I see that on the news at least once a week or so (it seems to be mainly men - of all skin colors - after all, we are stupid when young) People call everything racism nowadays (maybe not you, I dont want to assume) Even if someone does something negative to a black person, it still isn't racism unless you did it because they were black (or performed a hate crime). Like if a drunk white guy punches a random black guy because he tho...

  • SkeleToN !

     (Dec 2, 2018)

    He lowkey roasted every single star in there and they didnt even get it

  • Eggsn Bakon

     (Feb 28, 2019)

    +Andrea Mendenhall LOL no. Native American actors are.

  • Dauda András

     (Feb 24, 2019)

    +Andrea Mendenhall Latinos should learn proper English...

  • Joel Lallie

     (Oct 18, 2018)

    8:30"We need the same opportunities"(Camera focuses on Chadwick)2 years later we get The Black Panther grossing over a billion dollars at the box office T'challa took Your Words to heart Chris Rock 👍👍👍

  • James K

     (Mar 12, 2019)

    You idiot. This narrative is a disease for the entire world right now and that’s why that terrible movie made “a billion dollars”. Jesus, drink bleach man...

  • Jin Kazama

     (Feb 27, 2019)

    Black Panther have gave me what I would love to call hope and inspiration.

  • Ahmad Weaver

     (Jan 6, 2019)

    “How come it’s always unemployed people who tell you to quit something, huh” 😂😂😂😂😂, Chris Rock has had the best opening by far

  • CreeNative 306

     (Jan 13, 2019)

    He always does lol check out when he hosted the mtv awards in 03 i think it was, he was so funny in the opening

  • Dubbzvs Paul

     (Jan 12, 2019)

    That is so true...I had several unemployed ppl tell me to quit my job

  • PapaGeorg10

     (Oct 22, 2016)

    Everyone talks about not having black people in Hollywood but what about Asians, Latinos or Indians? They are almost non existant in movies and TV

  • Gibbet Hoskins

     (Feb 25, 2019)

    +Dalisu Ngobese They are too busy living their lives to embrace a victim mentality. Asians don't give a fuck about being represented in Hollywood. They are busy with other shit strategically taking over half the world and lending money to America.

  • Sok Sothearith

     (Feb 15, 2019)

    The real question is do they have talents? If there is more talent, we'll see them more often

  • Scott Dawson

     (Jan 5, 2019)

    crowd getting so uncomfortable good on you chris!

  • royd77

     (Mar 6, 2019)

    Getting a bit tired with Chris pointing out the difference in color and race every sentence.. He is a racist.

  • Jermanos Petalos

     (Jan 13, 2019)

    they gave the biggest laugh for blacks getting shot, but not for the kapa joke. Shows how whites and Jews think. Denzel spoke about it, look it up.

  • N8one _

     (Jan 9, 2019)

    How ironic Kevin Hart's going through this right now and Chris Rock was talking about him hosting ....what a world

  • N8one _

     (Feb 26, 2019)

    +Just Your Average Joe I was kind of hoping last minute he was going to change his mind

  • N8one _

     (Feb 26, 2019)

    +STOP I saw that

  • taxsi

     (Oct 9, 2018)

    This is a masterpiece beyond the comedy field. I don't know how to explain this genius of "We like you, Ronda, but you're not a Kappa"...

  • David Conway

     (Feb 15, 2019)

    +taxsi they don't exclude African-Americans or minorities at all lol what are you talking about. It's just a bunch of guys that hang out a lot and do philanthropy and throw parties. Anyone can rush a frat and get in, they aren't excluding anyone. I'm pretty sure most minorities just don't want to join one

  • jotainfilms

     (Jan 29, 2019)

    +Paul Kim same here

  • Angel Messtanoffski

     (Dec 10, 2018)

    Chris Rock attacking racism with what he does best: Humor!

  • Needles Iblis

     (Mar 3, 2019)

    He was blatantly being racist. He was attacking white people.

  • Dan the man

     (Feb 25, 2019)

    +Sorry I had to who said anything about killing? I'm talking taking sides in an argument.