It is the first day of university

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  • Published on:  Tuesday, September 10, 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ewww_its_jo...
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/tweet_joana
    Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana

    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: http://incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
  • Source: https://youtu.be/qIPaqFo0t3Y
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  • Crispy Chicken

    Crispy Chicken

     29 minutes ago

    DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SHE GOT HER SHOES OR THE NAME OF THEM

  • DAVE? Official Fanpage

    DAVE? Official Fanpage

     an hour ago

    God dammit Samantha

  • Matthew Barnette

    Matthew Barnette

     an hour ago

    "I left my sanity back in, like, the 3rd grade."

    'Well sanity is for the weak' has been my motto since like 4th grade, so that just means you're not weak.

  • Alex Stansbury

    Alex Stansbury

     an hour ago

    She's a modern day Velma

  • ketsia

    ketsia

     6 hours ago

    Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

  • Tessa Byers

    Tessa Byers

     8 hours ago

    My first day of school was on August 15th😂

  • Blake Johnson

    Blake Johnson

     8 hours ago

    Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

  • The Magnificent WICKED

    The Magnificent WICKED

     9 hours ago +1

    Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING.


    Joana in profile picture: wears yellow

  • John Smith

    John Smith

     9 hours ago

    Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...

  • Kpop Ruined My lifeu

    Kpop Ruined My lifeu

     9 hours ago

    I just realized holly shit you are tall!

  • ThatAwkward Vampire

    ThatAwkward Vampire

     9 hours ago

    Is.. is she just.. eating a mushroom straight?

  • Steve McQueen

    Steve McQueen

     9 hours ago

    YOU R READING PERCY JACKSON FUCK YES THE BEST BOOKS EVER

  • Eren Datass

    Eren Datass

     9 hours ago

    peter pan screams, be careful u guys

  • Lizzy Grant

    Lizzy Grant

     11 hours ago

    ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know.

  • Theresa Carmen

    Theresa Carmen

     11 hours ago

    Looks like you're off to a fabulous start. I'm afraid your schedule sounds like a nightmare to me. I was an art student and hated anything that didn't include surface to color on and things to color with. Still that way.

  • Ana Taylor

    Ana Taylor

     12 hours ago

    One like equals one pray that joana never has any scandals and stays one of the most wholesome YouTubers on the platform

  • Boy Wonder

    Boy Wonder

     12 hours ago

    She need me

  • Isaac Hunter

    Isaac Hunter

     13 hours ago

    @11:58 - "To begin with, you're going to burn some meat. It really brings out the flavor of animals suffering." Hilarious!

  • Doh a Deer

    Doh a Deer

     14 hours ago

    4:20 - T-1000 looking for John Connor.

  • SlowMoJoe9

    SlowMoJoe9

     14 hours ago

    C A L M Y O U R M E A T L E S S T I T T Y S