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Despite being a true-blooded atheist, I watch Last Week Tonight religiously. Oliver makes me laugh out loud with even the worst parts of humanity. Albeit he does bash my motherland Belgium regularly, I can't blame him for being right!
13:55 Or they could pull the Sound and the Fury on you like mine did. Spoiler Alert The first kid dies, the second kid (the only girl of the group) has a kid, leaves the kid at home with the folks (the kid later runs off to be with a carnie), and runs off to Nazi Germany to become a high-ranking Nazi's mistress, the third kid (the one with autism) gets castrated because he is thought to have almost raped a girl who looks like said sister, and the final is a cynical asshole who takes over after the father dies.
You concern me, John. I'm worried about myself.
Oh no. You're Going To Hear About It, John. I fell asleep at 7:00 p.m. I'm Awake Now!
I'm the Finest Dip St*t you'll ever need. I consider myself a Diplomatic Dip Sh*t.
You look very, very English.
I wish I knew how to spell the noise I'm making.
The Silent Butler. Hint hint.
Oh! A password. I was thinking, Past Word That didn't work. Think of a new phrase. A PASSWORD. I Can Programme a VCR.
With the butter, cream & sugar as oatmeal needs? Oatmeal Cookies are just fine for breakfast.
Cadbury? I like Peeps, John, but I'm simple and easy to please.
Porn. Just as I suspected. How much Porn do you Need, John?
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What did your family do to you, John? I want to help you.
I would feel better about you if I knew your family.
They make suits now that make your arms look like you aren't from England. Incredible!
Etiquette and the Vampire Illusion; Passages, Book Hearts, and Verbatim:I'll tell you all how social time pays off. It pays off in understanding that ALL the people with free time had just enough of it to run off with success, especially if they come from a loooonngg line of it, or cap off their loner-isms with performance drugs!!!!! They keep telling the mental health patients to recapture their social time. How do you think we got there in the first place!!!!! We need time ALONE and a LOT of it. I'm telling you Hollywood attracts these lone weirdos and they have no social idea. How long does it take to type up a quality book? Time alone, my friends, time alone...I conjecture social people are much smarter about their study time and the books they choose. They seek time away, I know, to be alone. We get so good at Cliff's Notes we just read the book intro and a few key phrases...